This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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