i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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