South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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