even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
