hotel room ftw
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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