i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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