I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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