he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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