The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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