did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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