there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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