Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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