NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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