I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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