Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I pour the whiskey from now on
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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