The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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