he wants to bone in the snuggie
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Your shirt... Was in my pants
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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