are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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