Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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