y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i just sent this text using only my big toe
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
me + whiskey = a bad person
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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