It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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