I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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