He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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