eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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