hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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