She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
How does one acquire holy water?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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