I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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