I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i drank out of a bidet.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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