that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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