soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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