I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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