So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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