the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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