I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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