Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
