hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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