i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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