yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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