So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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