I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I love you. Go after that dick
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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