The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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