How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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