I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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