you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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