CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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