He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
