i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
How external is "for external use only"?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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