just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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