dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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