I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Dicks are not precious.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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