winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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