He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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