My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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